Last night I watched the Oscars in bed while sending out sarcastic tweets:
Bradley Cooper looks like a trucker with that mustache, but does a mean Christopher Walken impression (and I love Christopher Walken – he’s weirdly sexy).
I wonder if Stacy minds that the only reason she’s there is cuz she’s with George. Next year it’ll be someone else.
I want to be an Oscar Popcorn Girl when I grow up.
Somewhere JenA is gagging right now. Don’t worry sweetie, I bet you look way better naked.
Am I the only one who thinks that Christopher Plummer is kind of hot for an old guy?
Is anyone else wondering what Jennifer Aniston is doing tonight? She’s probably doing walking lunges across the living room while her spray tan is drying…
The staff wants Rooney Mara to win. I agree. If I was gay I’d totally date her.
Brad Pitt needs to borrow Gwyneth’s ponytail holder.
Hip Austin Mom’s Best Dressed goes to Penelope. The Worst Dressed goes to myself, here, right now, the second worst is the girl in the red and black stripes. Next time get your mom to help you pick a dress, not your grandpa.